Because we don’t just insult things, we proudly present a companion list of things we especially love.

  1. Owls.  What’s not to love?  The big eyes, the gentle coos, their ability to turn their heads at unnatural angles (actually, that part’s a little creepy).
  2. Scottish accents.  Looking at you, Ewan McGregor.  You can read the phone book to us anytime.
  3. Hobo bags (terrible name, though).  K could not live without her twenty ton pharmacy…er, purse.
  4. Noel’s hair.  For those of you who don’t know, Noel Fielding is T’s beloved Vince Noir from The Mighty Boosh.  That ridiculously awesome shag is on par with our pal Tom Petty’s.
  5. Weird old movies.  Recently, we’ve enjoyed The Man Who Laughs and Freaks.  Good luck making movies like these today.  Actually, we take that back.  PLEASE don’t ever try to remake them.  Thank you.
  6. John Cusack.  Or “Cute-sack,” as we call him.  Rent Better Off Dead.  Right now.  We’ll wait.
  7. Netflix recommendations.  We’re eternally indebted to our red (as in their logo, no implication that they’re Communists) friends for priceless suggestions like Forbidden Zone.  Typing of which…
  8. Danny Elfman as the devil in Forbidden Zone.  “Minnie the Moocher” has never sounded so sexy.
  9. El Azteca.  Hands down our favorite restaurant.  Delicious Mexican food (with a vegetarian section on the menu!) and service that’s second to none.  It’s our Cheers.
  10. K’s new side table.  After scouring antique stores far and wide, at last the perfect table with neat spindles has been acquired—and for only $32!

There!  See, we can be nice, too.